Got this in an email... 
22 SIGNS YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY
1. You woke up in a strange place.
2. You had trouble getting out of bed.
3. You washed your hair and couldn't do a thing with it.
4. You feel like you have a hangover and you weren't even drinking last night.
5. Your new diet doesn't seem to be working.
6. You pulled a muscle when you tried to exercise.
7. Your new hat looked better on you at the store.
8. Your old hat doesn't seem quite right either.
9. The dry cleaners shrunk your favorite outfit.
10. You keep losing things.
11. You have a stiff neck.
12. You feel like you're in the wrong place at the wrong time.
13. The boss chewed you out at work.
14. You get caught in the rain at lunch time.
15. The lunch you had didn't seem to agree with you.
16. You get no respect.
17. You feel trapped.
18. Traffic was brutal on the way home.
19. Uninvited guests show up at dinner time.
20. Dinner left you feeling a bit queasy.
21. You think you're coming down with the flu.
22. You're alone in the house at night and you hear a noise in the basement.
That is the cutest thing EVER!!