Los Angeles, CA - Ryan Seacrest, host and television personality, finally collapsed in on itself today at 1:34 pm. At an event held at Hollywood and Highland in downtown Los Angeles to celebrate the opening of the film, The Strangers, Seacrest's exoskeleton began to illuminate causing the crowds and celebrities to cower in fear.

Dr. Childress, of the Stamford Physics Celebrity Laboratory, was called upon to observe this phenomena said, "We shouldn't be surprised. One of the most energetic explosive events, a superstar nova, occurs when a stars pure buzz is exhausted and can no longer be supported by a release of talent. What follows is almost certainly a publicity black hole."

Mr. Seacrest, who began his original release of star power with American Idol, resulted in the swallowing of nearby nascent star, Brian Dunkleman. Dunkleman, who was consumed wholly by Seacrest's pure nuclear fission was never heard from again. Scientists believe this may have created a stronger, more intense, Seacrest.

Following American Idol, Mr. Seacrest was then asked to host and develop for E! Hollywood Network, a move that insured his destruction. Publicity Relations expert Moira Schwartz said of this, "Seacrest was so hot. Too hot to sustain a hollow core. He simply didnt have anything to burn off. I've seen this before with the Love-Hewitt system and, of course, the Spice Girls galaxy."

Many witnesses to this event observed Ryan Seacrest interviewing Liv Tyler, one of the film's stars, before his spectacular collapse. Lena Mullins, one such spectator, had this to say. "I was watching these two stars circle one another, each in its own gravitational pull. Each with its own luminosity until Ryan suddenly burst forth into a bright light blinding all around him. After that, a dense, massive black hole formed dragging any celebrity within sight into its gaping, accretion disk never to be heard from again."

A PR spokesperson for Ms. Tyler was quick to respond. "Liv's star power was in no way compromised by Mr. Seacrest's collapse. She is still as bright and powerful as ever." No word on Ms. Tyler's career has been officially released.