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Oscars 2007 - Worst Dressed

Oscars 2007 - Worst Dressed

Mon, 02/26/2007 - 4:42am by JK Boogie
10,765 Views - 31 comments

Worst Dressed Female - Kirsten Dunst in Chanel Haute CoutureWorst Dressed Female - Kirsten Dunst in Chanel Haute Couture

There is too much going on with this dress with the feathers and embellishment....blah

Worst Rule Breaker Award - Meryl StreepWorst Rule Breaker Award - Meryl Streep

She never follows any Red Carpet rules and it shows here.

Should Have Done Better Award - Anne Hathaway in ValentinoShould Have Know Better Award - Anne Hathaway in Valentino

The black bow ruins what may have been a great dress.

Worst Senior Award - Patricia FieldsWorst Senior Award - Patricia Fields

Too much red going on.

Most Disappointing Award - Cameron Diaz in Valentino Haute CoutureMost Disappointing Award - Cameron Diaz in Valentino Haute Couture

I was expecting much more after her last disappointing outing to the Golden Globes.

Worst Dressed Male - Eddie MurphyWorst Dressed Male - Eddie Murphy

Is that a navy Suit Jacket and black trousers? If it is that is a NO No no nooo way.

Most Bizarre - Jennifer Hudson in Oscar De La RentaMost Bizarre - Jennifer Hudson in Oscar De La Renta

Great designer choice as she was destined to go home with the Oscar. Great dress and the colour suited her well but what was the gold cropped hideous jacket? I was praying to goodness she would just take it off and stamp on it. It looked awkward and she in it.

Most Pregnant Looking But Not Award - Jennifer Lopez in MarchesaMost Pregnant Looking But Not Award - Jennifer Lopez in Marchesa

Now I applaud Mrs Marc Anthony for opting for old school glamour but this dress left her looking like she was 7 months pregnant. The top was great but when panned down all I felt was utter disappointment.

Worst in Photo but Great on Screen Award - Maggie Gyllenhaal in Proenza SchoulerWorst in Photo but Great on Screen Award - Maggie Gyllenhaal in Proenza Schouler

I was shocked when I saw this dress in a photo because it looked great on screen and in motion.

Worst Use of Colour - Gwyneth Paltrow in Zac PosenWorst Use of Colour - Gwyneth Paltrow in Zac Posen

A lot of people are torn on this dress from reading various blogs. I like the style and the idea but not the colour on Gwynnie. I would have preferred a darker colour but if she had gone darker I would have accused her of playing it too safe. She could not win.

Nice Front Shame About The Back Award - Keisha Whitaker Nice Front Shame About The Back Award - Keisha Whitaker

She is gorgeous in this yellow dress....I was thinking wow she outshines Forest....and then she turned around...Big disappointment. Looks like she has a tree growing out of her ass.

Too Fussy/Worst Lace Wig Award - Beyonce Knowles in ArmaniToo Fussy/Worst Lace Wig Award - Beyonce Knowles in Armani

Don't you just hate it when you see people fussing over their dress for whatever reason? Beyonce dress seemed to have a mind of it's own as it kept gaping to reveal her leg and she kept pulling it back...*eye roll* don't you test drive these things first. The hair...? I don't need to say anymore the colour alone will take up too much time.

You Ruined It Award - Rachel Weisz in Vera WangYou Ruined It Award - Rachel Weisz in Vera Wang

She had a perfectly good dress with enough bling and sparkle then she added a necklace that her outfit just did not need.

Worst Female Hair - Jessica BielWorst Female Hair - Jessica Biel

The dress was just OK for me and I was not crazy about the colour but the hair...it was just too frizzy, like it needed some serum to get it under control.

Worst Male Hair - John TravoltaWorst Male Hair - John Travolta

Plugs or lace wig? I can't decide.

Worst Couple, Gruesome Twosome Award - The RiversWorst Couple, Gruesome Twosome Award - The Rivers

And they have the cheek to criticize others.

Worst Fake Bake Application Award - Leonardo DiCaprioWorst Fake Bake Application Award - Leonardo DiCaprio

Did he not look in the mirror before he left the spray tanning salon? His hairline is white. Lucky for him he is hot.

Most Missed Award - Sienna Miller. I was looking forward to ridiculing her dress.

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31 Comments Add a Comment

  • 2

    Man, I missed that back of that dress, that must have been wickedly hard to sit on!

    I don't think Rachel Weiss wore that necklace when she presented, cuz I thought she looked great til I saw the pix.

    You left off two that I remember...Eva Green as "Goth Mummy Prom Queen" and Kelly Preston as Cat Woman.

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  • 3

    Man I love your stuff JK hahahahah I so agree with you

    The Vera Wang dress is cute but just doesnt look right on rachel

    Kiki dunst is so damn hedious! I cant even begin to explain it. I love Anne Hathaway but for god sakes why the big bow????

    1 year 39 weeks ago Report Comment
  • 4

    i domt know how i feel about Camerons dress.. i kinda like it Sticking out tongue

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  • 5

    Cameron's dress is the wedding dress she'll never get to wear Sad

    1 year 39 weeks ago Report Comment
  • 9

    jk - you're spot on! i agree with all of your choices... but i think you need to add eva greeen to the list (which i'm upset about b/c i think she's gorgeous)...

    1 year 39 weeks ago Report Comment
  • 10

    Fantastic recap JK!!

    I thought Jessica's B dress was pretty, but not on her. Her shouldres and arms are just too muscular for that halter style. It made her look boxy and mannish.

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  • 11

    Yayita I agree with you I don't think Cameron's dress was that horrible. I agree with Jessica Biel's hair and Kirsten Dunst.

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  • 14

    she looked she had a tree growing out of her ass! you missed jada pinketts though, she looked like she was wearing gold plated armor
    im just an orange county girl, living in an extraordinary world

    1 year 39 weeks ago Report Comment
  • 16

    Thanks guys took me ages to deliberate as La Clinque said I missed Kelly Preston and I am sure others but glad ya'll liked it.

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  • 17

    Oh I heard that as soon as Eddie Murphy learnt that he had not won he got up and left....how unsporting

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  • 19

    Jennifer Hudson looked great when she took off that jacket. I liked Forrest Whitakers wifes dress. Didn't see the back on TV. Kelly Preston looked horrible. Bai Ling looked horrible, why was she there? And Cate Blachet was horrible also. That sparkle thing. Eww.

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  • 20

    kirsten and beyonce were the worst imo... bleccchhh...

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    1 year 39 weeks ago Report Comment
  • 21

    Maybe Jennifer Hudson wore that gawd-awful bolero to impress Al Gore. I bet it could double as a solar powered popcorn popper.

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  • 22

    Patricia Field always looks wacko. It boggles the mind that she dressed SATC girls.

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  • 23

    Jennav....I so agree. I went to her store once in NY and I was so excited about it but when I entered the clothes were horrific

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  • 27

    Whoa - I thought Forest's wife's dress was gorgeous, until you exposed the back. wtf? Meryl looked like she should be eating grapes in the produce dept at Vons. Cameron 'Origami' Diaz should know about hair gel by now.
    Annie Where-but-here

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  • 28

    my momma liked Jen's jacket. She LOVES the popped collar. But then I pointed out that it hit Jen at the widest part of her boobs & that she is a young woman, not a hipster 60 yr old on the Rivera (which, I have decided, it the only time & place a popped collor can be cool)
    I don't thin Anne is attractive at all. She has that ginormous Julia Roberts mouth, but lacks the personality & sparkle to go with it... IMO

    1 year 38 weeks ago Report Comment
  • 29

    Some of those weren't that bad. But with all that money, you'd think they could look a little better.

    1 year 38 weeks ago Report Comment
  • 30

    mrsjacki....excatly the point. If you have access to the world best dresses, stylists and designers....they have not excuse

    1 year 38 weeks ago Report Comment
  • 31

    kirsten dunst looks like an old lady, anne hathaway looks likes she wearing christmas decorations, i def agree with some of your analysis! lol

    1 year 38 weeks ago Report Comment

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